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A picture is worth a thousand words….

Uber L33t Stratz

Is it really this easy you ask?  Yes, it really truly is.  Let me explain a secret about EotS for the many that seem to not understand it.  If you hold 3/4 Towers, the flag ceases to matter for either team.  Sure, if you got a solid 3 cap rolling feel free to cap a few to make the time go faster, but why when you can sit back and farm HK’s?  For those of you who still don’t understand, I can explain this easier.

1. Cap three towers.

2. Hold three towers.

3. Win.

Some of you may feel insulted by this and it is not intended as such, but you and I both know that there are people who are -that- stupid.  “But Groloth, you have to be able to hold all three towers,” you say.  This is a very valid point and one worth addressing.  This brings me to the important ability to notify the rest of your BG team that players are incoming to the tower that you are defending.  Or as you may see it called, “Calling incs.”  There is a right way and a wrong way to do this.  First, let me address the wrong way…

Incs the Wrong Way

Yes, this really does happen.  What is even more frightening as this happens quite often.  So now we cover the right way.  Assuming you are a defender of a tower.  (Yes, sometimes you have to play D, blashemy I know…)

1. You are sitting are your tower, chilling. Watching tv or whatnot. (Don’t lie, we all do on D.)

2. You see enemy players outmatching your ability to defend the tower approaching you.

3. You type /bg INC [insert tower here]. Hit enter.

4. Fight your little heart out.

See the trick there? Notices that 3 comes before 4. Very key there.

Read, disseminate, digest and execute.  Unless, of course, you are Alliance in which case I urge to continue to utilize the strategy that enables me to farm Eye marks so effeciently.  It is seriously a more win strat then this. GG.

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